Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The sky is falling and the earth is opening up.

March 25, 2010
IOWA CITY, Iowa -- With his healthcare overhaul now enshrined in law, President Barack Obama warned Republicans today that any attempt to repeal the measure would backfire and that Americans will quickly see that the new package of medical benefits they receive will not usher in "Armageddon.''
“So after I signed the bill I looked around to see if there were any asteroids falling. Some cracks opening up in the Earth! Turned out it was a nice day!''

April 15, 2010
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Dozens of people called after strange lights lit up the sky over Kansas City Wednesday night. Dashcam video from a patrol car in Iowa captured the event.

April 14, 2010
(CNN) -- Icelandic authorities evacuated about 800 people early Wednesday when a volcano erupted beneath the Eyjafjallajokull glacier, an emergency spokesman said.

So it took a few weeks for it to happen.