Can I have one also?

I want everyone to know that I believe we should get rid of all weapons, not seek to create weapons, work to end hunger, poverty and strife, and work towards a world where all persons, animals, plants and minerals are treated with dignity and respect.

Since I now have the same qualifications as Barack Obama, can someone please forward my credentials to someone a university professor of history, political science, philosophy, law and theology, or university president or directors of peace research institutes and institutes of international affairs and have them send my credentials to:Postmaster@nobel.no

According to the statutes of the Nobel Foundation, a nomination is considered valid if it is submitted by a person who falls within one of the following categories:
• Members of national assemblies and governments, and members of the Inter-Parliamentary Union
• Members of the Permanent Court of Arbitration at the Hague and of the International Court of Justice at the Hague
• Members of Institut de Droit International
• University professors of history, political science, philosophy, law and theology, and university presidents and directors of peace research institutes and institutes of international affairs
• Former Nobel Peace Prize Laureates and board members of institutions that have previously been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
• Present and past members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee
• Former permanent advisers to the Norwegian Nobel Institute

As I see it, making a statement is the same as actually doing something. At least that is how it appears since Barack Obama had done nothing to foster peace prior to becoming President and only gave speeches about how bad America was and apologizing for our strength in the world between January 20th and February 1st. Since I, along with every Miss America, have made the appropriate statements, I believe I should be nominated.

Please send this to all the people you know that could possibly submit my name. Who knows, maybe I could win.